Needless to say, my story writing was put on temporary hold. I should resume tomorrow.
Here are some words of wisdom from your super powerful author:
- Don't be stupid by arguing with the stupid
- Genies are impossible to find when you need them
- Dragons may seem like nice pets, but cleaning up after them really sucks
- If turned into a frog, one should never wear pants
- Try reading Green Eggs and Ham to your child if you're unsure how to teach her.
- Eating green eggs and ham may give you food poisoning
- Don't let your dream die by doing something idiotic
- Nude selfies are normally a bad idea if your hair is a mess
- Walking on hot coals isn't necessary for self improvement or to roast marshmallows, so maybe use a stick
- Getting on a plane is suicide, but getting inside is a far safer strategy.