Thursday, September 3, 2015

Selfie Safety

While the selfie craze roars on, here are some safety tips that might help should you become a part of this madness without experiencing life-threatening medical trauma.
  • Keep loaded guns from pointing at your own head
  • No matter how much you're excited, venomous snakes will not share your level of selfie enthusiasm
  • Crocodiles and sharks are not really smiling. You probably should avoid a selfie with these guys, especially the ones prone to biting you in half
  • You will want to avoid flammable liquids, such as gasoline
  • Fireworks are often more powerful than you think
  • Leave chainsaw juggling to the professionals
  • Wood chippers--leave these guys out of it; it's hard to take a selfie if you've become human mulch
Now, get out there and keep taking those pictures of yourself. Here's a selfie of me without coffee.

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