For my international readers, this may seem unimportant to you--but you can at least stick your tongue out and say, "Ahhh!" and also, "America, why do you make health care so complicated?" In which, I would add, "Eww. Close your mouth. Your uvula is showing." However, as for the question at hand there is a simple explanation for this, but it's complicated. I actually have no idea why we have the health care system that we do. All I know is that if we fix it, we threaten the livelihood of debt collection agencies who love shaking money out of those deadbeats who can't pay their child's $1 million dollar cancer bill. We at least have a system of celebrities out there who are sometimes willing to put on benefit concerts, so if we had reasonable health care coverage, we risk losing one of our most cherished traditions.
Anyway, why am I wasting my precious time as a fiction writer bringing all this up? Well, Obamacare is a story waiting to happen. And, you could end it with several different outcomes. Conservative writers could go with what I would call the fear-based Fox News ending. Progressives could write the utopian MSNBC ending. For the CNN ending as long as it has bad-ass graphics involving holograms, Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and a Piers Morgan interview (can you believe Larry King is on RT television? Crazy, huh), it doesn't really matter. So, I present my vision for four possible story-starters for any would-be authors anxious to take up these projects.
The International Version:
"Hey, Charlie, why'd you wait so long to get that infection checked out?" asked Charlie's golf buddy Jim.
"Well," said Charlie, "I didn't think it was a big deal. The wife kept nagging me and said us men shouldn't always hold off going to the doctor's. Doctors, blah, who needs 'em? They're always like diabetes this and diabetes that. I'm an American. I can do what I want."
Jim chuckled, "Yeah, I hear ya. So, didn't Obamacare help at all?"
"Obamacare? Who needs that when there's Webmd?" Charlie scoffed.
Nodding in agreement, Jim answered, "I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Well, here's your house, Charlie. Need any help?"
"Well, if you could just carry my head to the door and leave it on the step, Bev or the kids will eventually come along. Life's just not the same since that full body amputation."
The Fox News Version:
"Dad, can I go outside and play?" asked Robert's 8-year-old son. "We've been down here in our survival bunker for two years."
"Ah, Sammy, I wish I could let you do that. But you know it ain't safe out there with all those marauding liberals looking to steal what we have. Damn! Why'd they shove Obamacare down our throats and ruin America. It serves them right. Now they have to eat their own children." Robert hated to say no, but what choice did he have. If only someone could have stopped Obamacare...
"What if Suzie and I bring our AR-15's along? Liberals won't mess with us, then. They're never armed. Crazy. Isn't that right Dad?"
"Well, let's think about it after dinner. Hey, Carol," he hollered to his wife. "Do we have any more of that freeze dried beef?"
The MSNBC Version:
"Hey, Dad, can Suzie and I go ride our unicorns after dinner? The rainbow tonight is very bright this evening." Sammy just loved riding his blue stallion of a unicorn.
"Sammy, ever since the Affordable Care Act signed by President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, there's a beautiful rainbow everyday," Robert mused in delight.
"Daddy, look," Suzie came in. "I found a leprechaun."
"That's nice, honey. And, once you find his gold, you can just tell him to keep it. Thanks to President Obama and the Affordable Care Act, why...we middle-class Americans, who have always played by the rules but are now out of work through no fault of our own, never have to worry about going broke ever again. Hey, I have a great idea. Let's all go ride our clean energy-driven unicorns together."
"Yea!" both Sammy and Suzie said together.
"Hey, wait a second. Let's first eat our organically-grown, gluten-free with no gmo's dinner first, and then go ride our clean energy-driven unicorns," said Carol, Robert's wife.
"That's a great idea, Carol. I'm hungry. And guess what kids, tomorrow we get to go to your Uncle Steve's gay wedding. They're having organically-grown, gluten-free with no gmo's wedding cake."
"Yea!" both Sammy and Suzie said together.
The CNN Version:
"As you can see Wolf, I can send you a copy of the whole rules of Obamacare right through our new holographic system," exclaimed Anderson.
"That's great. But now, we end our coverage to bring you Piers Morgan."
"Tonight we have a crazy guest who always says crazy, incoherent nonsense about how twerking is destroying Miley Cyrus."
There you go. Any writer interested in taking these situations and turning them into a novel, screenplay, etc, feel free to run with them. So long for now. Be good to yourselves.
I, the super powerful writer and author David Lichty, give you words of wisdom, human interest, advice and sometimes utter nonsense to brighten your day, so you can enjoy a super powerful life.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
One Fantasy Story...One Reviewer
Today, I review Bad Sister, Good Sister from the Heart of the Staff series by Carol Marrs Phipps and Tom Phipps. Oh, do you need time to get your beverage of choice? Go ahead...I can wait. Don't mind the Jeopardy music.
Are you all set? Do you have something to eat with your beverage of choice? Can I suggest toast, an English muffin, or a scone? Yes, one doughnut won't kill you, but you can always cut in half and save the other half for tomorrow. Whatever you want to do.
Now, are you ready? Great.
A quick synopsis:
When a deadly plague threatens to spread through the land of Niarg and beyond, Razzmorten, a good but powerful wizard, sets off to find a cure. Meanwhile, his two daughters, Minuet and Ugleeuh, stay behind at home, tending to the hired help and awaiting their father's return. Minuet is a do-gooder by nature, but Ugleeuh is a self-centered, wicked trouble-maker. Ugleeuh leaves her father's home to live with her evil uncle Razzorbauch, who is her father's twin brother and a powerful wizard in his own right. Together they set off on a money-making venture to traffic a highly, addictive substance, akin to to meth or crack in the real world. When an anti-drug campaign threatens to halt their business, Ugleeuh and Razzorbauch hatch a scheme to thwart the effort, even attempting to bring down the monarchy of Niarg in the process.
My review:
With plenty of wizard action, elves, dragons, and unicorns, this story has all the elements fantasy lovers crave. The imagery the authors use are so mind-blowing, I felt like I was inside it all. Although the story is delightful, The Kindle version was considerably full of bugs. The paragraphs had no indentations and I would flip the "page" only to find a duplicate of the one I just read. The story itself is worth five stars, but the reader may want to get it in a different ebook format or get a hard copy.
Well, that's it. You probably still have your coffee (or beverage of choice) and your treat. Spend time enjoying them. Feel free to read any previous posts while you're finishing up. My next post, which will be this Friday, so far has yet to be determined. It could be about how to prepare for Obamacare, but for my international readers, that would be kind of boring. Besides, that post would be short--I have no idea how to prepare. And, it depends if you think it's the greatest thing in American health care or it signals that the end times are here.
Anyway, don't fret about Obamacare now. For now, read more fantasy or science fiction like Good Sister, Bad Sister and disassociate from reality for a brief moment--just not to the point where it's classified as a mental disorder in the DSM-V. Be good to yourselves.
Are you all set? Do you have something to eat with your beverage of choice? Can I suggest toast, an English muffin, or a scone? Yes, one doughnut won't kill you, but you can always cut in half and save the other half for tomorrow. Whatever you want to do.
Now, are you ready? Great.
A quick synopsis:
When a deadly plague threatens to spread through the land of Niarg and beyond, Razzmorten, a good but powerful wizard, sets off to find a cure. Meanwhile, his two daughters, Minuet and Ugleeuh, stay behind at home, tending to the hired help and awaiting their father's return. Minuet is a do-gooder by nature, but Ugleeuh is a self-centered, wicked trouble-maker. Ugleeuh leaves her father's home to live with her evil uncle Razzorbauch, who is her father's twin brother and a powerful wizard in his own right. Together they set off on a money-making venture to traffic a highly, addictive substance, akin to to meth or crack in the real world. When an anti-drug campaign threatens to halt their business, Ugleeuh and Razzorbauch hatch a scheme to thwart the effort, even attempting to bring down the monarchy of Niarg in the process.
My review:
With plenty of wizard action, elves, dragons, and unicorns, this story has all the elements fantasy lovers crave. The imagery the authors use are so mind-blowing, I felt like I was inside it all. Although the story is delightful, The Kindle version was considerably full of bugs. The paragraphs had no indentations and I would flip the "page" only to find a duplicate of the one I just read. The story itself is worth five stars, but the reader may want to get it in a different ebook format or get a hard copy.
Well, that's it. You probably still have your coffee (or beverage of choice) and your treat. Spend time enjoying them. Feel free to read any previous posts while you're finishing up. My next post, which will be this Friday, so far has yet to be determined. It could be about how to prepare for Obamacare, but for my international readers, that would be kind of boring. Besides, that post would be short--I have no idea how to prepare. And, it depends if you think it's the greatest thing in American health care or it signals that the end times are here.
Anyway, don't fret about Obamacare now. For now, read more fantasy or science fiction like Good Sister, Bad Sister and disassociate from reality for a brief moment--just not to the point where it's classified as a mental disorder in the DSM-V. Be good to yourselves.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Fearful Friday Fun Facts
Perhaps you, my faithful blog readers, might be wondering, "What is it about this guy? What makes him tick? How did he become a super powerful writer?"
Well, it all started when my father met my mother, two people who couldn't even stand each other, but...okay, that's too much information. Really, my first bout of creative writing was in fourth grade on one fateful Valentine's Day. I wrote "I hate you" on the back of a valentine. Whose idea was it to force a group of kids to give-out sappy sentiments to each other, even to those we despised? By fourth grade, kids know not everyone is your friend, so why this nonsense? Just give us the treats. I had to apology in front of the whole class, but instead I threw a fit (swearing the whole time, including the f-word) and had to be escorted out--literally, a nearby teacher flung me on his back and carried me to the office. I hate Valentine's Day.
So, besides hating Valentine's Day, I will list ten additional factoids (was this word ever banned?) about myself. This is not an exhaustive list or in any semblance of order.
If you have any great conspiracy theories in which you thought or wished were true but aren't, let me know. Maybe I could believe in them if you can't.
Until then, be good to yourselves.
Well, it all started when my father met my mother, two people who couldn't even stand each other, but...okay, that's too much information. Really, my first bout of creative writing was in fourth grade on one fateful Valentine's Day. I wrote "I hate you" on the back of a valentine. Whose idea was it to force a group of kids to give-out sappy sentiments to each other, even to those we despised? By fourth grade, kids know not everyone is your friend, so why this nonsense? Just give us the treats. I had to apology in front of the whole class, but instead I threw a fit (swearing the whole time, including the f-word) and had to be escorted out--literally, a nearby teacher flung me on his back and carried me to the office. I hate Valentine's Day.
So, besides hating Valentine's Day, I will list ten additional factoids (was this word ever banned?) about myself. This is not an exhaustive list or in any semblance of order.
- I always drive the speed limit, sometimes slightly faster. Why? Why not? Why be in a hurry? Getting pulled over for a traffic violation--what a hassle. If you get stuck behind me, then I've saved you a hassle, too. You can thank me by giving me a one finger wave.
- I love satire, political or otherwise. Dave Berry, Matt Groening (you know, the Simpsons), certain comic strips (Dilbert, the Far Side, Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County), Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, are just a few satirists that remind us--life is sometimes sucky, so you might as well think of it as a comedy show.
- The only paranormal experiences I wish I had more of: UFO's and Sasquatch. They are the two things I wish were proven true. Ghosts--not so interested. If I saw dead people, I'm fine with that. I know some people are really into ghosts and that's cool. Or should I say ghoul.
- Lake Michigan is my favorite body of water. It's one of the wonders of the world and I can drive to it in under an hour. So much smaller than the oceans, yet I see it and just can't get over how impressive it is. It looks like an ocean, but when I drink it...well, I don't drink right from Lake Michigan, it may be fresh water, but I think there's a few contaminants in it. Watching the sunset over it, is amazing.
- I love the following weather events: a good thunderstorm, a blinding snow storm (where the snow is fluffy and not heavy, wet snow) or better yet, a blizzard, a windy, blustery fall day with a chill in the air, frigid temperatures, hot, humid weather, and rainbows.
- I love a good conspiracy theory and I am inclined to believe them. For the longest time I thought the three countries of North America would come together in an E.U. type alliance. All currency would be replaced with the Amero and a superhighway was being constructed that would stretch from the Yucatan Pennisula to the Yukon Territory. It was supposedly being built secretly. Then, I thought, how could you hide building a highway of that magnitude. "Hey, what's that?" "What?" "Is that a highway?" "No, you're just imagining things." I am holding out hope for a New World Order, though. Come on Freemasons, what's taking you so long.
- I am fearful that America has become a hobbled, grotesque giant that roars and stomps around threatening to pounce on tinier nations (See number 6). We can't even see it. Everyone else sees it, but we can't. I hope I'm wrong.
- I am fearful American currency is worthless (again, see number 6) and no better than Monopoly money. I hope I'm wrong with this, too. I like our money. It's artsy.
- I love pie more than cake.
- I wished I had a PH.D. level knowledge of physics and frustrated that I don't. I watch "The Big Bang Theory" in hopes I might learn something.
If you have any great conspiracy theories in which you thought or wished were true but aren't, let me know. Maybe I could believe in them if you can't.
Until then, be good to yourselves.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
A Delicious Review
For this review you may want to grab your favorite Keebler snack, many of which make uncommonly good companions for your coffee, tea, or beverage of your choice. If you have something from the competition, that's fine, too. I'm not plugging for Keebler, despite the fact I live in the very city that is the playground for the world headquarters of the Kellogg Company, which as you may or may not know, owns Keebler. I'm just saying, this review may provoke a craving for its products--chiefly, the sweet treat varieties.
Now, I have previously reviewed the Kindle version of Escape from the Hidden Planet by Julie Anne Grasso in collaboration with my precocious 8-year-old. You can get to that review here: click this.
My 8-year-old and I have finished the second book in this series titled Return to Cardamom, also by Julie Anne Grasso.
When the cardamom seed harvest goes awry, our Elven heroine, Caramel Cinnamon, suspects the wicked clone, Alexander222 and her Aunt Isabel, are behind it. However, none of the other Elves will believe her despite the well thought-out arguments Caramel presents. Meanwhile, Alexander222's evil clone partner, Lex, introduces to the Intergalactic Council a new, long-lasting energy source which will put the Elves out of business. In the course of her adventures, Caramel will visit old friends and make a shocking, diabolical discovery concerning Lex's new energy resource.
My son is actually hooked on this series, even though it's meant for a slightly older reader (middle-grade) and it has a female protagonist. Much like Book 1, this story immerses the reader into an imaginative world (or worlds as the case may be) where the villains are nasty, but the heroes persevere through teamwork and ingenuity. The characters are likable and kids will certainly identify with their feelings and experiences. I mean, what kid hasn't had adults doubt his word, even when he is right? Whether you're from the U.S., Australia, or even the Planet Cardamom...how frustrating! Although, how very satisfying when he is proven right!
So, definitely, kids or kids at heart will delight in these two books. The hard part...waiting for book 3. Oh, and the Kindle version is totally elvo.
Next time I blog, I will list 10 facts about me that you may or may not know. My inspiration for doing so comes from Ann Bisky aka Bisky Scribbles. She didn't just blog about her 10 things--she vlogged them. (Check it out by clicking this!)
Anyway, that's all for now. Until next time, be good to yourselves.
Now, I have previously reviewed the Kindle version of Escape from the Hidden Planet by Julie Anne Grasso in collaboration with my precocious 8-year-old. You can get to that review here: click this.
My 8-year-old and I have finished the second book in this series titled Return to Cardamom, also by Julie Anne Grasso.
When the cardamom seed harvest goes awry, our Elven heroine, Caramel Cinnamon, suspects the wicked clone, Alexander222 and her Aunt Isabel, are behind it. However, none of the other Elves will believe her despite the well thought-out arguments Caramel presents. Meanwhile, Alexander222's evil clone partner, Lex, introduces to the Intergalactic Council a new, long-lasting energy source which will put the Elves out of business. In the course of her adventures, Caramel will visit old friends and make a shocking, diabolical discovery concerning Lex's new energy resource.
My son is actually hooked on this series, even though it's meant for a slightly older reader (middle-grade) and it has a female protagonist. Much like Book 1, this story immerses the reader into an imaginative world (or worlds as the case may be) where the villains are nasty, but the heroes persevere through teamwork and ingenuity. The characters are likable and kids will certainly identify with their feelings and experiences. I mean, what kid hasn't had adults doubt his word, even when he is right? Whether you're from the U.S., Australia, or even the Planet Cardamom...how frustrating! Although, how very satisfying when he is proven right!
So, definitely, kids or kids at heart will delight in these two books. The hard part...waiting for book 3. Oh, and the Kindle version is totally elvo.
Next time I blog, I will list 10 facts about me that you may or may not know. My inspiration for doing so comes from Ann Bisky aka Bisky Scribbles. She didn't just blog about her 10 things--she vlogged them. (Check it out by clicking this!)
Anyway, that's all for now. Until next time, be good to yourselves.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Super Powerful Highlights, the Sequel
Here it goes! More scenes that may not be appropriate for younger readers:
From Chapter 10:
When I was in fourth grade, I did not have a Miss Clarkston--that was the other fourth grade class. I remember one boy making this same naked-in-the-shower comment about that teacher, and it just always stayed in my head. Also, Annie is a bit out of character. She wouldn't ordinarily snitch on someone, but Jimmy and Annie just developed telepathy between each other.
From Chapter 12:
Our heroes use their powers to outright torture this guy. Later on, they blow him up along with the entire Etyouth complex. So...this is perhaps the most chilling scene in the story.
From Chapter 17:
From Chapter 10:
Then
later that week Annie and her nana went to the bank to help set up an account
for Annie’s mom, plus to get money for back-to-school shopping. Since it was
around 5:00 in the afternoon, the place was somewhat full. All of a sudden
Annie and her grandma heard a popping sound, when a man wearing a Halloween
mask came in with an automatic rifle. He ordered everyone to get down on the
floor or he would start shooting people. The tellers proceeded to give this
man the money he demanded. The police had been outside, but the man pointed
his rifle at Annie and threatened to shoot her if they tried to come in.
“I
almost peed my pants,” she explained as we both lay on our backs, watching
clouds drift overhead on the trampoline in my backyard. “But I felt this man
had a certain sadness about him. My nana pleaded with him to leave me alone.
Then, I told him the story of ‘The Ugly Duckling.’ Can you believe it? At
first, he tells me to shut up, but I kept telling him how nobody liked the Ugly
Duckling and treated him terribly. I get to the end of the story, you know, the
part where he’s a beautiful swan? And this man started crying under his mask.
He took off his mask to wipe his eyes. And then, I tell him in a calm, gentle,
pathetic voice, ‘Sounds kind of like you. Why don’t you put your gun down?’
And he did. His unshaven, scraggly face all wet with tears. Then I say, ‘Why
don’t you go turn yourself in and get your life back together?’ And the guy
goes out with his hands up and turns himself in! They closed the bank down,
and we just went out to the parking lot. Police cars and news people were all
outside and people were pointing at me. I guess I made other people cry. Over
the stupid Ugly Duckling!”
“Wow.
That’s incredible. Somehow you turned him into an emotional wreck.” I was
struck with awe over her ability to do such a thing.
All right. It was really a semi-automatic, so a bit inaccurate weapon description. This scene was to introduce Annie's new empathic powers and to illustrate how effective it is in subduing bad guys, as opposed to the use of force.
Also from Chapter 10:
“Jimmy
Miller?” Miss Clarkston asked to get my attention. “You look like you don’t
quite understand. You keep looking over at Annie. You’re going to have to work
on keeping your eyes on your own work. I’d like to see you work on that.
Okay?”
I’d
like to see you naked in the shower, Miss Clarkston. I nodded in agreement with Miss
Clarkston as I thought this. One year ago I would never have thought such a
thing, but ever since I snuck out of my room a few times and saw a few R-rated movies
with female nudity that my dad would watch at night sometimes, something
changed in me.
“Jimmy
Michael Miller!” I heard Annie snap at me, suddenly standing on her feet in
military-style attention. This time it was her actual voice echoing throughout
the classroom. “That’s not nice to say at all!”
The
class broke out in laughter at her. With great confusion, I shrugged my
shoulders at her outburst because I had said nothing. What was that girl
talking about? At that, Miss Clarkston replied, “Annie, maybe you should mind
your own business.”
“But,
I heard Jimmy say he’d like to see you naked in the shower.” Now the students
were laughing nearly uncontrollably.
Miss
Clarkston stood speechless. I guessed this scenario probably was never covered
in her teacher training. “Okay, okay. Can we just get back to our ice
breaker?When I was in fourth grade, I did not have a Miss Clarkston--that was the other fourth grade class. I remember one boy making this same naked-in-the-shower comment about that teacher, and it just always stayed in my head. Also, Annie is a bit out of character. She wouldn't ordinarily snitch on someone, but Jimmy and Annie just developed telepathy between each other.
From Chapter 12:
“What
you do to my baby!?” A voice boomed at the doorway to the classroom. A six
foot woman that was a larger copy of her daughter stood with steam practically coming
out of her ears. She hugged Mikayla. “It’s all right, baby.” Then she positioned
herself next to Annie as Mikayla did a moment ago, threatening her. “Let’s see
you do something to me!”
Miss
Clarkston endeavored to intervene, but Mrs. Jones towered over her. The
teacher was only 5 foot 4. “Mrs. Jones. You really should let me handle it.”
Mrs. Jones pushed Miss Clarkston with one hand against Joey’s desk. Luckily,
she caught herself before hitting her head on the floor. Kenneth sprang into
action with a comforting hug.
I
expected Annie to beat this woman senseless or shower her with acid, but she
did a very surprising move. “Let me tell you a story, Mrs. Jones.”
“What
kind of nonsense is this?”
Undaunted,
Annie continued with her story. “You see, there was this little girl named
Mary and she lived with two older sisters. Her family had very little money
and often had to live on just bread for dinner. Her mother and father worked
hard for very little pay to send her and her sisters to a really nice school,
the kind you had to wear a uniform at. At the school she and her sisters were
the only black students. Every day the other students made fun of her and
teased her. The teachers always told her they didn’t think she would amount to
much and didn’t know why in the world her parents would send her to such a
school.
“However,
whenever she was home, she tried to find a parent who would help her feel
better. Her mother worked the evening shift and was left at home with her
father, who frequently drank.”
“Girl,
you must be trippin’” Mrs. Jones said, but not as angry.
“But,
Mary had a secret. A big secret. A secret she has kept for all her
life. Her daddy did stuff to her. Touched her in ways she didn’t like. How dare
he do that to her? He took turns with Mary and her sisters. Mary could never
tell her mom because her daddy said it would break her heart and she didn’t
wanna break her mother’s heart.” Mikayla’s mom started to wipe tears from her
eyes. I was completely baffled by all this. “So, that is why Mary shuts out
the world. Made herself strong, so no one would ever hurt her again. Made her
children strong, too. But inside, Mary is a hurt little girl.”
Mikayla’s
mom collapsed to her knees while deeply sobbing. “I can’t believe he did that
to me! Why? Where was my mother?”
Now,
Mikayla came over, embracing her mom. “What’s wrong, Mama? What did Grandpa
J. do to you?”
Annie
placed her hand on Mrs. Jones’ back in a very comforting way. “It’s all right
to let it all out. He can’t hurt you anymore.”
“What
am I gonna do!? What am I gonna do!?” Mrs. Jones wailed.
“Go
home. Take Mikayla with you. Call a counselor and start taking your life
back. Don’t shut the world out anymore and treat everyone like they’re all out
to get you. And, maybe you should go to church or something.”
More illustration of Annie's empathic power. There are parents who do become bullies to kids in elementary schools. Grown people! Obviously, I'm implying Mrs. Jones is a survivor of child sexual abuse. Hey, it happens unfortunately, but I didn't say what her issue was outright. Although Annie had just cause to pound her into the ground, Annie instead offers a hand of compassion.
From Chapter 13:
“Jimmy!
Get out here!” I rushed into the backyard past the small birch tree, hesitating
while looking around for her. Mrs. Marshall had a small vegetable garden
behind the detached garage, but over to the left of the tree was a large
wildflower garden. I could hear a trickle of water where an electric pond invited
a small amount of peacefulness here in the backyard in the middle of the
garden. However, I saw no signs of Annie. “C’mon, Jimmy! Over here!” I
heard her voice in the wildflower garden, so I trotted my way there until I
could see the pond with a decorative water fountain with statues of Cupid
standing on top of each other. Water flowed out of the arrow tip of the Cupid
on top. A red brick path encircled the entire pond, cutting the garden right
in the middle. A flat, almost yellow wooden bench with a black metal frame was
over at the right of the pond. I found Annie on her knees, shaking her mom in
order to wake her, who lay slumped on the bench. An empty bottle of some kind
of alcoholic beverage rested on the grass beneath, along with several beer cans
scattered about.
“What
happened?” I asked.
“I
don’t know, but she had been drinking. She doesn’t look hurt or anything.” A
strong odor of alcohol flowed from her mom’s body, and she appeared almost
lifeless.
I
stood there flabbergasted, unsure of what to do about any of this. This was
the first time I’ve ever seen someone passed out drunk, although an all too
familiar scene for Annie, who witnessed this almost every day when she and
Colin lived at that drug house. Her mom’s breathing was so shallow that her
chest didn’t even rise. Terrified, I positioned myself, crouching down next to
her. Her legs dangled off the bench. I placed my hand on her left knee which
was stacked on the other one. Before long, I had a visual in my head of the
alcohol in her bloodstream, blocking out its ability to absorb oxygen.
Annie’s mom was literally suffocating from too much alcohol.
“Can
you help her?” Annie asked in near desperation.
“I
don’t know. I’ve never dealt with this kind of thing before. I’ve got an
idea, though.” I attempted to stimulate her lungs and heart, so that she could
take in more oxygen. Then I pushed the alcohol out of her red blood cells,
forcing oxygen into them. With her heart beating faster this newly
oxygen-enriched blood began circulating through her body. Meanwhile, the
alcohol began rushing to her liver, flowing into her kidneys. Eventually, the
alcohol began reaching her bladder, and since she was still very much passed
out, she ended up wetting herself. However, the alcohol was out of her,
finally.
Annie's mother is a recovering addict and alcoholic. She suffered a relapse after discovering Jimmy and her daughter have super powers. I wanted to highlight the struggles people face with substance abuse. When parents abuse, it affects their children. On the bright side, Annie's mom missed getting abducted by Etyouth.
From Chapter 16:
Then,
I overheard Annie moaning, very weakly, “No. Stop that.” I came to a spot
where the hallway made a sharp left. Three heavy concrete doors sealed by
several oversized deadbolts each confronted me, light switches attached just to
the right of them. Destroying the very first door, I exposed a bizarre empty
room with a make-shift bed consisting of stacks of newspaper and carpet
padding. A bucket that once held industrial floor cleaner sat with water in
it, and above it, a toilet seat with handles, the kind sometimes used by the
elderly. One darkened light fixture dangled from the ceiling like all the
others back in the hallway. Not finding anyone here I crashed through a wall
built with a series of cinderblocks into the middle room, knocking over bedding
similarly constructed as in the first area.
This
place conjured up images of dungeons in my mind. However, I pinpointed Annie to
the last space adjacent to this one. Punching through the door from this
compartment, passing back into the hallway, I forced my way into the third room.
I finally found her. She lay on one of those beds made out of newspaper and
carpet padding. On her head earphone-type pads pressed against her temples
connected to a machine, which hummed for ten seconds and then stopped briefly.
An average-sized man with scraggly long hair with a beard to match sat next to
her on the bed with one of those suit-ripping knives. Once he took a gander at
me, he reached for a long, slender weapon of some kind, but I caught his arm.
I twisted it until it snapped and popped, his little-girl screams beat
painfully in my head. Then, I shoved him to the floor, pinning him with my
foot. Extending my fist hammer-like, I destroyed the machine hooked up to
Annie with one sudden pounding.
This is the creepiest, most disturbing chapter, titled "The Underground Hotel".
More from Chapter 16:
I
picked him up off the floor by his neck, squashing his head against the
ceiling. He began coughing, gasping as I partially choked off his air supply.
“Tell me who you are! Now!” I demanded. The guy spit in my face, refusing to
answer. However, he did manage to swear at me.
Annie
in turn spit on his left thumb. “Ahhh! Why’d you do that!?” He shouted a
torrent of obscenities as his opposable digit liquefied into red, bubbly slime,
dripping its way to the floor. It was now nothing more than a bony sliver-like
protrusion.
“You
want me to do the other one!” Annie threatened. “Answer him. Who are you?”
“They…(ack)…told
me I could have her! She was supposed to be mine! They made a deal with me!”
“Who
made a deal? Etyouth?” I demanded. “And, you still haven’t told us who
you are.”
“Yes…(ack)…Etyouth.
I’m the main engineer they hired to find a way to get rid of you. They said
once they had you, I could have the girl. She’s mine…(gah).” He stared at
her. “The minute they showed me a picture of you, I just had to have you…Ahhh!”
he screamed as the disgusted Annie splattered his right thumb with a
dose of her special saliva, and it too dissolved away into a gelatinous mess.
More swearing burst forth from his mouth.
Continuing
with my inquisition, I probed, “What’s with all these dungeons down here? Are
you planning on bringing other people down here?”
“Just
kids,” he blubbered as he confessed. “Mr. McDonnell said I could in lieu of a
paycheck. He says he hates kids and didn’t care what I did with them as long
as I found a way to stop you.” He, then, abruptly cackled in a chilling
yet amusing mock-advertisement and announced, “This is my special…underground hotel!
Yes, kiddies! Where the fun never ends…right until you die!” It took every
ounce of my strength not to crush his trachea, killing him right then.
“This
is a dungeon! And you’re planning on abducting children and keeping
them here!” Then I inquired, “What was that machine you had Annie hooked up
to?Our heroes use their powers to outright torture this guy. Later on, they blow him up along with the entire Etyouth complex. So...this is perhaps the most chilling scene in the story.
From Chapter 17:
“Hey!
You better have a way to pay for that truck!”
Three
barked savagely, ready to counter any problems from the gun-toting neighbor.
Annie confronted him, “You can’t go around threatening people with a gun! You
better back off! We’ll help you with your truck as soon as we can! But, you
better not come closer otherwise our dog just might attack!”
Bam!
Bam! He fired
two shots—one hitting Three, only to bounce off. Another slammed Marcus right
in the chest. Marcus instantly fell backwards on the ground. “Marcus!” I
screamed. I instantly knelt down to begin healing him. He was barely alive,
but luckily not dead. The impact from the shotgun tore apart his heart along with
a large portion of his sternum.
Three,
feeling the need to protect us, launched himself at the man, and the dog
reached for his gun with his mouth, snapping it in half. With his cat-like
claw, Three deeply gouged his face along the right side. Instantly, he dropped
to his knees, braced his injured face with his hands, and supported them against
the pavement of the driveway. Blood pooled underneath him as he pathetically
whimpered over the searing pain he must have felt. I would heal him later, but
Marcus being both my friend and in critical condition required my immediate
attention.
As
soon as I touched him, his gaping wound began to mend. An entirely new heart
grew where the old one use to be along with new nerves, blood vessels and
muscle tissue. It went right to work, pumping fresh blood throughout his
circulatory system. I had to regrow a section of his left lung, and his
breathing returned. Finally, all the bone and skin tissue fused together, leaving
no evidence that he just suffered a traumatic injury. He looked like the same
old Marcus. The overweight boy opened his eyes and he seemed unaware of the
gunshot to his chest.
“Why
am I laying on the ground?” he wondered. “It was weird. I was just talking to
you guys and my chest started to hurt and the next thing, I saw this light. It
came closer to me and felt like a very happy place. Then I met…you won’t
believe it! I met Jesus and I saw my papa, you know my grandpa who died last
year. I wanted to go along with them. But, my papa said it wasn’t my time
yet, so I had to go back, but he’ll be waiting for me when it is my time. I
was really sad to have to go back, but then the light went away and
suddenly…I’m on the ground.”
Meanwhile,
Annie attempted to calm Three, who barked a savage warning of further bodily
harm; except, the wounded neighbor’s muffled pleas for mercy made us take pity
on him. The bloody mess of a man probably regretted he ever attempted such
violent actions—and who would ever get the notion to shoot at a bunch of kids?
If not for our powers, we’d all be dead now!
“Three!
Look! Marcus is okay now! Please, don’t kill that man!” Annie begged.
Marcus
asked me, “What does she mean, I’m okay? What happened?”
He
stood up. “Uh. Marcus, that guy shot you in the chest and I healed you. You
almost died. In fact, you might have been dead for a little bit. I had
to completely grow you a new heart, muscle, bone, and blood vessels.”
“Really?”
His fascination for his near-death experience left me flabbergasted. With a
satisfied grin on his face, he acted as if this was the coolest thing that ever
happened to him. “So, maybe I did almost go to heaven. That’s pretty cool!”
He examined his chest and twisted his head to see his back, which had some
dried blood.
This scene used to be more graphic, but is considerably tame from what it was.
Okay, these are what I believe are the more disturbing scenes. There is another scene in Chapter 18 where one of the antagonists splits in half and leaves a bloody mess on the Washington Monument. So, once again, I caution, parental discretion is advised.
I have reviews of some recent Kindle books I've read coming up. Be good to yourselves!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Super Powerful Highlights
Below are some of the scenes in book 1 that may be too intense or inappropriate for younger readers. I tried to place enough of the excerpt to give some context in regards to what is taking place, but I provide some explanations to help.
Starting with the Prologue and it's first few sentences:
You should never swear on live T.V.! Trust me…your life will suck if you do.
Should kids say that things suck? Well, they do, so get over it.
Starting with the Prologue and it's first few sentences:
You should never swear on live T.V.! Trust me…your life will suck if you do.
Should kids say that things suck? Well, they do, so get over it.
From Chapter 4:
Making
it to Mr. Green’s office he invited me to have a seat while he propped himself
behind his desk. Clearing his voice, he sternly probed, “So, are you all healed
from your surgery?”
“Oh,
yes. I definitely have a scar—”
“You
know,” he interrupted without a care. “I remember when I had my gall bladder
out. About two years ago. Damn surgeons botched the job. Pissed blood for a
month before going back. Found out they forgot to suture me in a spot. Huh,”
he muttered with a brief laugh. “It was the damn-dest thing.”
Mr. Green has no idea Jimmy is 9 years old since he looks like an adult at the moment. Jimmy can remain an adult for about 8 hours at a time.
From Chapter 6:
Now
that I had my arms bound and my powers disabled, he finally placed Annie on the
ground. Tears streamed down her face with her hair a complete fright. They
planned on binding her with restraints, as well. The commanding soldier signaled
for another restraint, but Annie’s mind devised a stunning quick plan of action.
While his attention was diverted elsewhere, Annie plucked a hand grenade off the
black thick belt one of the soldiers wore. I didn’t know how much she knew
about grenades, but she found the “pin” and yanked it out. As the one soldier
with the restraints approached her, I screamed, “Annie, no!” With an orange
flash the grenade detonated, sending a shockwave of shrapnel everywhere, which
bounced off my face with a "ting." For a while I couldn’t see or
hear anything after the blast and my body flew back a few yards. When the
smoke cleared, I could not see Annie anywhere. All eight soldiers
disintegrated into bits and pieces with arms and legs lying here and there.
I could have deleted the graphic description of the disintegrated soldiers, but I wanted the reader to fear that something dreadful happened to Annie, too. Will she be okay or not?
From Chapter 7:
“You
know, Jimmy, I’m afraid you won’t be able to spend much time with her. She got
sick overnight. She’s been sleeping all morning. I shook her, but she only
moaned. Must’ve had too much excitement, yesterday, I guess.”
“Oh,”
I stood there, hesitantly, not sure of what to say. My desire was to get to
her and convert her back to normal. If she was sick, I could help her with
that too. “Can I go see her?”
“Well,
I don’t know.” She pushed her curly grey hair up higher on her head. “She
really needs to rest. I’d hate for you to get whatever she has. You know,
Colin has been dying to play with you. Maybe you two can do something
together.”
Colin
came bounding out of the kitchen still in his underwear. “Yea! Yea! Yea! I
‘et to ‘o to Jimmy’s! And Annie has to stay home ‘cause she sick!”
Oh,
no! I really could have thought of better ways to spend my day, but he had been
so enthralled that I found myself agreeing to entertain Colin. He quickly
found a red tank top with a grey monster truck on it along with grey shorts
with red trim. Slipping on his sandals, I then waited for him to retrieve his
bike from the garage and away we went.
That
5-year-old boy spent most of his time darting from the trampoline in the
backyard, to dumping out all of my toys—action figures, Matchbox cars and
airplanes, barrel of monkeys, and a large assortment of Legos. Pieces from
board games, including my classic Battleship, were strewn everywhere. Pro
wrestling cards and army guys lay scattered on my bed and carpet. He managed
to create an unrecognizable pile out of all my stuff in under a half-hour.
He
found all my discs for my Wii and he littered the cases all over the floor of
the living room. Within a minute of playing one game, he became frustrated, so
he would pop out the disc, randomly toss it, and replace it with another. He
did this several times. This boy made me dizzy just watching him. “Jimmy,
Jimmy! Wow, I can’t bewieve you have this…oh I have this. Can you get this
Jimmy?” I didn’t know how long I could take him. No wonder his grandma
wanted time without him!
Down
in the basement, he discovered my dad’s pool table so he had to try to play
it. With a cue stick in his hand, he spent more time jabbing the walls or
hitting me in the gut. The only balls I thought he might actually hit were my
own. By 11:20, I had had enough of Colin, so, I told him that my dad and I
were going out to lunch, and he had to leave.
Okay, Annie's little brother is a hyperactive ball of destruction. If you are male and this kid has an object in his hand, such as a cue stick, your "guys" are at risk. Jimmy found this out the hard way, almost. Jimmy may be indestructible, but he feels pain.
From Chapter 11:
Later
that evening I had just finished my dinner, when suddenly I heard a crash from
down the street, followed by hysterical screaming and the sound of a child
crying. I kneeled on my couch, peeking out the picture window through the
drapes to ascertain the cause of the commotion. At first I couldn’t see
anything, but a crowd of neighbors seemed drawn to a house down the block.
Sirens began blaring in the background, and so I went out to do my own
rubber-necking.
Then
I heard, “Annie. Colin. Are you all right? Oh my gosh, Kathleen!” I parted
my way through the crowd only to stop at Annie’s yard where a man lay covered
in blood amongst a sea of glass in front of the maple tree. I did not
recognize him, but a big bloody hunting knife rested near his head. Both sides
of his face had bubbly patches of skin with a trail of white liquid dripping
from his closed eyes.
Bleeding
profusely, Annie’s mom thrashed frantically around before collapsing on the
driveway. Jimmy, you gotta help my mom, Annie said telepathically.
Her grandma continued squawking as her daughter slumped on the ground, “Oh my
gosh! Oh my gosh!” Mrs. Marshall caught sight of me approaching her daughter’s
crimson-coated body. “Jimmy! No! Go home! Oh my gosh!”
Quickly,
I knelt down next to Annie’s mom. Kathleen hemorrhaged blood by the gallon, so
it seemed, engulfing every inch of her. She had six deep stab wounds—four in
her abdomen and two in her arms. Then, I touched her, immediately stopping the
bleeding. Her injuries began to mend as she quickly regenerated new cell
tissue along with fresh blood, which flowed through her body. She opened her
eyes and regained consciousness. No stab wounds were even visible, although
she still looked like a waterfowl caught up in a scarlet oil spill.
The
police arrived as did a set of paramedics from the fire department, trailed by an
ambulance with EMT’s at the ready. All the neighbors joined with Annie’s
grandma with “Oo’s” and” Ahh’s” and “I can’t believe it” after the healing they
had witnessed. The paramedics and the police checked out Annie’s mom. They
determined that her medical condition was good, but insisted she get herself
checked out by a doctor within 24 hours. After attending to the man on the
ground, the police grilled Kathleen with questions wondering who he was and
discovering he had an outstanding warrant. It turned out this was Darius, her
estranged abusive husband. From my perspective, it looked like he went through
Mrs. Marshall’s front picture window with the glass pane completely shattered.
Mrs.
Marshall drifted towards me, baffled. “I can’t believe what you did. You
healed her. How?”
Trying
to change the subject, I asked, “What happened?”
“I
don’t know, really. I was down in the basement doing laundry. I came up and
found my window completely smashed and Annie’s mom was bleeding. But, you…”
Annie
came over to help with the explanation. “I’ll tell you what happened. Darius
found where we lived. Found my mom. I was in my room, and then I heard my mom
scream, ‘Darius, No! He has a knife!’ I ran down and saw him stabbing my mom
in the living room. Colin ran down the stairs and cried out, ‘Daddy, don’t hurt
mommy!’ So, I grabbed his arm, I mean Darius’ arm, not Colin’s, and held it so
he couldn’t stab her anymore. He slapped me with his other hand and called me
a ‘little b.’ Then, I spit in his face and I heard a sizzle on his cheek. He
held his face screaming. I was so mad at him. I was hoping he would go flying
through the window. All of a sudden, he did. He flew backwards through
the window.” I looked over at the injured Darius who was a very large man
about 6 feet 6. Every so often he would stir, grunting, but alive. Mrs.
Marshall, who was in earshot of Annie, was so baffled by me that she was
oblivious to her granddaughter’s fantastic retelling of the whole incident.
Another graphic scene, but one where Jimmy's healing powers could come to the rescue. This is when Annie not only discovers her power of telekinesis, but she now has an acid spit. It's how all Lifetime movies should resolve domestic violence.
Well, that's all for now. I'll include more excerpts in the next post. Be good to yourselves.
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Ta-Da...Same Blog, New Name
As promised, the title of this blog has changed. My description already underwent a metamorphosis. Why? Why make such a move? I already answered that question in the previous post. I will have more reviews coming up...more excerpts...and yes, even opportunities to get your hands on a free signed copy of the paperback version of my first published work, Jimmy Miller the Super Powerful: Forecast Acid Rain. It's science fiction for the young adult reader (ages 12 up) and for the young adult reader at heart. Blow 'em up action is what you get as you follow the adventures of our 9-year-old boy hero and his super powered 9-year-old girlfriend (okay, she does not acknowledge any such relationship. They are just friends in her mind). Hey, why do kids have to have boring, placid stuff to read? Why is it no one bats an eye when kids go to a movie and watch this kind of violence or play it in some video game console, but oh my word, you put it in book format, and that's all wrong?
Details of the contest is still forthcoming. Stay tuned.
A word about Jimmy's friend, Annie. She only has crushes on athletic-looking boys and Jimmy just doesn't fit that image. He's a puppy in her eyes. Not only that, but she has a huge, huge infatuation with pre-teen singing sensation, Jonathon Bubber. Read how she hacks onto his secured fan website and downloads an exclusive preview of his latest hit.
I hope you enjoy this new layout for this blog. Remember, reading super powerful writing is best absorbed in a state of relaxation and a beverage of your choice. If you can't wait for the contest to start, feel free to snatch up an ebook copy in either Kindle or Nook formats for only $3.00 (well, $2.99 to be exact). There should be a link along the side panel of this blog. It may not show up in the mobile format, so see if you can switch views. You can just Google the book title and that'll take you to where you need to go if all else fail. Isn't that why Google exists in the first place?
Be good to yourselves.
Details of the contest is still forthcoming. Stay tuned.
A word about Jimmy's friend, Annie. She only has crushes on athletic-looking boys and Jimmy just doesn't fit that image. He's a puppy in her eyes. Not only that, but she has a huge, huge infatuation with pre-teen singing sensation, Jonathon Bubber. Read how she hacks onto his secured fan website and downloads an exclusive preview of his latest hit.
I hope you enjoy this new layout for this blog. Remember, reading super powerful writing is best absorbed in a state of relaxation and a beverage of your choice. If you can't wait for the contest to start, feel free to snatch up an ebook copy in either Kindle or Nook formats for only $3.00 (well, $2.99 to be exact). There should be a link along the side panel of this blog. It may not show up in the mobile format, so see if you can switch views. You can just Google the book title and that'll take you to where you need to go if all else fail. Isn't that why Google exists in the first place?
Be good to yourselves.
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