Selfie Safety

While the selfie craze roars on, here are some safety tips that might help should you become a part of this madness without experiencing life-threatening medical trauma.

• Keep loaded guns from pointing at your own head
• No matter how much you're excited, venomous snakes will not share your level of selfie enthusiasm
• Crocodiles and sharks are not really smiling. You probably should avoid a selfie with these guys, especially the ones prone to biting you in half
• You will want to avoid flammable liquids, such as gasoline
• Fireworks are often more powerful than you think
• Leave chainsaw juggling to the professionals
• Wood chippers--leave these guys out of it; it's hard to take a selfie if you've become human mulch

Now, get out there and keep taking those pictures of yourself. Here's a selfie of me without coffee.