Friday, January 10, 2014

Final Installment of Flushed!

Okay, the last parts to Flushed! was raw unedited material.  So...plenty of errors.  Part 3 has been edited.  If you want to read it in its entirety with some editing, click here.  It's a Word document, but hey.  It will be part of the short stories for kids book.  This is the eighth story to be included.  Hopefully, you enjoy part 3.  If you see any errors, feel free to comment and let me know.

Flushed! Part 3:

Dee commented, “Man...that is so cold.  I hope I am their king.  I'll give you guys a beat down.”

Ganga only chortled, “You're in no position to threaten us, lad.”  Yelling at all the Bweebles, “Now...be gone out of my presence before the rest of your crops are also set aflame.”  Then, Ganga sneered at Dee.  “Now...you are to march right to the Bweeble Empty Palace.”  He pointed to three of the soldiers, “You three come with me to accompany this young lad.  We'll see if he'll complete the challenges and if the Bweeble prophecy would indeed come true.  If not...we'll take him to the Emperor.  He'll have you drawn and quartered.”  To the remaining soldiers, he barked at them.  “You three will have the wagon delivered with the Emperor's phystia.  If any of the beasts stumble, cut them from their harnesses and...just dispose of them.”

One of the soldiers in charge of the wagon and the Bweeble women who pull it, went up to the one harnessed at the front to the left.  Slapping her on the back of her nearly bald head, the team of Bweeble slaves began hauling the heavy load.  It was difficult telling the women Bweebles from the men.  The women had worn the work dresses.  That was really the only distinguishing features between the men and women.

De'Angelo was outraged by how cruel the Goya were, but there was nothing he could do to stop them—for now.  Ganga gave Dee a shove on the shoulder, and he had to place a foot out to avoid hitting the ground.  “Get moving.  Follow that road.”  For a time he had followed the wagon until the roadway came to an intersection.  The wagon made a turn to the left, and he and his group of soldiers went to the right.  Up a cliff over a half-mile away he could see a palace so shiny from its gold plating that it gleamed almost blindingly in the sunshine.  As they walked silently, Dee noticed how brown and dried up most of the vegetation was.  Any trees were barren of any leaves, and he occasionally glanced back at the Bweeble wheat field with flames whirling around monstrously high and smoke billowing towards the cloudless sky. 

“Hey...Ganga,” confronted Dee.

The muscle-bound slave master turned around and smacked him across the face, knocking him to the ground.  De'Angelo clutched his aching jaw.  “Man!” he cried.  “What was that for?”

“You will address me as 'sir.'  Is that understood?”

“Okay, sir.” Dee said that with a high degree of sarcastic anger.

“Now, get up.  And do not speak to me unless I request you to speak.  Just head to the Palace.” 

Pushing up off the ground, Dee longed to go back home.  He thought of his shoes and wondered if they would give him the means to leave this terrible world like in a movie.  However, he didn't dare stop to try with these huge soldier guys surrounding him with their weapons.  Dee attempted to project bravery, but he was scared—the most he ever had been in his life. 

With the Sun beating down on him and his shoes and socks still squishing wet, Dee's feet and legs throbbed.  He wasn't certain he could take another step.  The dirt roadway, which had become weed-infested from the lack of use, continuously sloped upwards, making the trek that much more challenging.  To make matters worse, the soldiers and Ganga carried canteens and made sure their thirsts were quenched.  They even pulled out dried pieces of meat, similar to beef jerky, from below their metal chest plates.  These Goyas seemed to enjoy rubbing it into those they had power over. 

As they finally ambled their way up to the Palace grounds, Dee could see orchards of some type of tree that once produced glorious fruit, but were now just as lifeless as the ones he saw traveling here.  That was to the left of him, but after that was what must have been a vineyard with rows of grapevines.  Only, weeds had intertwined themselves with the grape plants and whatever fruit actual grew was mostly eaten by animals or birds.  To the very left of the Palace was something similar to a basketball court.  He saw six poles carved from tree trunks and attached at a height greater than the typical ten feet Dee was used to and positioned at an angle were baskets carved from hollowed-out wood.  The one soldier carrying a sword had used it as a machete, clearing away the thick weeds so they could easily maneuver to the strange looking basketball court. 

The hexagonal court was separated from the vineyard by a high brick wall that wrapped itself around all sides with the exception of the one closest to the Palace.  Each pole and basket stood evenly spaced apart right at the center, as opposed to the ends of a traditional one back in Dee's world.  When Ganga stepped onto the court his armored boots chipped away at the surface made from some kind of tan clay and smoothed over by transparent varnish.  It was slippery to walk on as Dee planted the soles of his shoes on the top.  Ganga reached over a ledge and found a leather-bound ball, smaller than a basketball, close to the size of school playground ball. 

“Oh...future king.  You stand on the markings on the floor with the sketches of a crown.  You have to fling the ball into each basket.  Notice...the markings get farther and farther away with each basket.”

“Excuse me...Mr. Ganga, sir.”  Ganga came stomping over towards Dee as he prepared his arms to block another hit from the Goya.

“You, worm, dare speak to me.  I—”

“According to what's the orange dude's name again...?  Hyphyn, is it?  There are two challenges and I don't think I have to do both.  There's a drawing challenge.  I'd like to see that one.”

Surprisingly, Ganga did not strike the boy, but gave commands to the lead soldier in an unrecognizable language.  The soldier vacated the court and went around to the palace entrance, parting the solid wood double doors, disappearing inside.  Ganga explained to Dee, “Dirn went to go find this other challenge.  I do remember the fabled prophecy claiming another challenge.”

A moment of awkward silence followed as the rest of the group waited for Dirn to return.  It seemed to take hours, and Ganga spoke.  “Huh...Dirn hasn't returned.  There either is not another challenge or the fool got lost.”

Dirn, at that point, appeared outside the palace entrance and motioned for Ganga to go inside.  Altogether, Dee and the Goyas meandered over to where Dirn had signaled, and they stopped just short of entering.  Struggling to explain, Dirn explained to Ganga.  “Go...ah, this way...signs prints dragon throne draw.”

The manner of his speech was amusing to Dee because the Goya sounded so unintelligent.  Laughing and snorting, Dee commented, “What did he just say?  Dang, the dude needs to learn how to talk.”

“Lad, he's a common class Goya...their only purpose in life is to obey and be prepared to fight.  They never get any schooling,” Ganga grunted out this reality of Goya life.  “But...I know what he's saying.  We must head to the throne room.”

As they passed through the front doors, Dee noticed the luxurious foyer greeting anyone visiting the palace.  The walls and floor were lined with black and white marble.  From the wooden ceiling, encrusted with clear quartz crystals, each the size of Dee's thumb dangled a shimmering chandelier, lined with ten diamond covered candle holders.  About 100 feet away was a staircase with marble steps that matched the bulk of the foyer.  Wooden hand rails intricately carved with little swirls in them were attached to the two walls of the staircase.  Dee  noticed faint claw prints, as large as a four-wheeler, scarring the marble floor and leading straight up the staircase.  Each print took up three steps at a time and the band of Goyas and Dee walked wherever they saw them lead. 

Eventually, up the stairs they came to a grand royal hall that had a plush red carpet and the dragon prints were visible as outlines of dirt, instead of the imbedded ones in the marble flooring outside the room.  Three chandeliers, duplicates of the one down in the foyer, hung over head from the high-arching ceiling that had the same wood and quartz crystal as downstairs.  The hall resembled a church sanctuary with pews on either side of the red carpet.  Ending at a double-sided throne on a platform three steps high, Dee strolled down the carpet.  To the right of the throne was a picture of the Ruby Dragon, just as Hyphyn described and it was leaning against an easel.  Another easel to the right of that had an empty canvas with sketching instruments that were like chalky crayons.

De'Angelo noticed the double-throne had one side that faced all the pews and another towards a window that the Bweeble king could look out and observe the kingdom.  The two easels were in front of the side of the throne that faced the pews.  He took to studying the detailed picture of the Ruby Dragon and nodded confidently to himself.  Dee had created alien beings, fantastic worlds, and made-up superheroes in action all with more features than this image before him.

Cynically, Ganga inquired of him.  “So, future Bweeble king...which challenge is it?”

“Well, I'm all right at the basketball out there, but this challenge...no sweat.  What are you gonna do when I finish it and the Ruby Dragon shows up?”

“Ha...I'm pretty sure that even if you complete this challenge, there will be no Ruby Dragon.  The Bweebles have spread this fairy tale for centuries.  No Goya Emperor had ever witnessed such a creature.  Besides, my men and I...we can handle any dragon.  We'll capture it and make it do our bidding.  Then we wouldn't need Bweebles.  We could put them out of their miseries.  Now get drawing.” 

Dragging the easel with the blank canvas and drawing utensils over to the throne chair, he noted how plush and comfortable the blue violet seat was.  After that hike up to the palace, he was grateful to rest his feet.  Before he began his task, he examined the original impression carefully.

“Hurry up, lad!  I think you're stalling because you can't draw it,” Ganga snarled accusingly. 

However, Dee just ignored him and concentrated.  Finally, he scrawled an outline on the canvas with a black crayon.  It was such a smooth instrument that allowed him to control the thickness of each area.  Then, he grabbed crayons of various shades of red and green.  Each of the soldiers had now relaxed on the pews as Ganga watched Dee slowly make an exact copy of the dragon.  For his part, he had almost hoped the Ruby Dragon would show up just so he could subdue it and take control of it—he might consider overthrowing the Emperor.  He was awestruck with Dee's artistic ability. 

After painstakingly diagramming the rest of the dragon, Dee had put away his final crayon.  Then, he beheld his achievement and admired how well he actually did.  Every detail from the original he replicated and he wondered if it was good enough to raise the Ruby Dragon.  Dee really hoped that he had fulfilled the Bweeble prophecy and not only rescue them from the iron fist rule of the Goyas, but he wanted to escape from this land and prevent any harm from happening to him.  So far, there was no sign of any dragon.

Hanging his head in shame and defeat, Dee was almost in tears over his vain attempt at completing this challenge.  Ganga only laughed at him.  “Well, lad...it looks like your dragon isn't showing.  Dirn,” he shouted to the soldier lying on the front pew to the right.  Dirn bounded to his feet.  “Take your sword.  Cut this 'king' in half right from the top of his head until his body lies in two sections.”

The soldier drooled in satisfaction.  Dirn love to sword split him.  Try cut I one try.” He might have been a brainless thug, but Dirn must have enjoyed this part of being a Goya soldier.

For Dee, his breathing and heart rate jumped as he watched the enormous man withdraw his razor-edged sword from its sheath, and the man lumbered towards him with the blade already prepared to strike.  The only thing his mind could think of was to run away, but the platform he was on did not give him much room.  Dee would risk an escape, regardless.  Ganga stood in his way, but he dodged around him football-style and sprinted towards the right side of the room.  All the soldiers sprung up off the pews and they readied their battle-axes.  Dee was faster as he ran along the aisle to the extreme right of the pews, but he would have to somehow figure out how to get to the center of the royal hall and the red carpet.  He leapt onto the seat of the last pew in the hall and made a dash towards the main carpeted walkway. 

Only, one of the men with a battle-axe was right at the end, waiting for him.  He tried backing up towards the end aisle again, but the other soldiers, including Dirn and Ganga had been coming at him from all angles.  Dee had no escape.  The boy cried out, “C'mon, now!  Don't cut me in two.  That's not nice!”

“There's no escape.  You will now die.”  Ganga had his monster sword drawn and seeing that his situation had been hopeless, he started shutting his eyes, when he noticed that there would most likely be enough space for him to crawl underneath the pews. 
Just as Ganga brought his sword down, Dee did a shallow dive underneath, bashing his chin on the marble floor, biting through his tongue.  The boy yelled in pain as Ganga shouted in irritation for missing him.  Dee had to push through and not allow his injured tongue and chin to slow his egress.  He glided along the smooth flooring and paid attention to the armored boots that gave away the position of each Goya.  Ganga screamed at the other soldiers, 
“There he is!  I can't fit through these rows enough to strike him.  Neither can you guys.  Start tossing over these pews.”  Attempting to add an air of hopelessness, Ganga growled, “Okay, lad.  You're only delaying the inevitable.” 

Dee froze as he heard the Goyas hurl each pew and they landed on the hard floor with a thud.  They certainly had the strength to throw them effortlessly, but they must have started with the ones up near the throne platform.  So, Dee scurried over to the red carpet and emerged just two pews from the exit.  However, as he stood up, Dirn was now right next to the boy.  The soldier was nearly ready to toss his next pew, but dropped it to ready his sword.  Not waiting for him to swing the weapon, Dee dashed out of the royal hall while the Goyas all stumbled out behind him, not even close to catching up to him.

Ganga hollered at Dee, “You may be running ahead of us, but we will catch you.  We Goyas will hunt you down.  Surrender and we'll make your death a quick one with as little pain as possible.”
In Dee's mind, those words were nothing but crazy talk.  He planned on surviving his brush with the Goyas somehow.  Dee had skipped several steps as he pranced down the staircase and he passed through the foyer to the outer courtyard where he planned on trotting along the pathway carved through the overgrown weeds.  He briefly stopped and turned to see how far back his pursuers were, but that was a terrible mistake because Ganga had only lagged behind him by ten feet at the least swinging a leather-made bolas above him.  Before he could continue his escape, Ganga released his weapon which wrapped around Dee's ankles, tripping the ten-year-old face first on the prickly ground below. 

The preteen boy twisted around to find Ganga with his sword raised and he fought back tears at the realization that there was truly no escape for him.  If I'm gonna die, he thought, I might as well take it like a man.  Sorry, Bweebles that I couldn't help you.

“Now, you little maggot, I'll dash you into pieces.  You should have stopped when I called you.”  Ganga's teeth all blackened with decay, shown through his grinning lips.  All Dee could do was shut his eyes and prepared for the first slice.  No matter how hard he tried, tears streamed down his cheeks from the corner of his eyes.
A roar that echoed throughout this fantastic world had seemed to delay Ganga's first blow from his sword.  Dee cracked one lid and found the sky above the Goya slave master twinkling red.  Then, another roar rattled his bones and Ganga seemed to stumble about as the ground shook from that thunderous noise above head.  Just hovering maybe twenty feet in the air was the Ruby Dragon with its bat-like wings extended and its claws curled up against its body.  The creature was both strikingly beautiful and menacing to behold.  With its ruby scales it twinkled in the sunlight with the gaudiness of a house decorated with way too many Christmas lights.  

Ganga forgot about killing Dee, and shouted to his soldiers all cowering in terror over what they were witnessing.  “Don't just stand there, you cowards.  Attack it...attack it!”

Dirn spoke for the other three.  “Dragon how no attack not know.”  He had his sword drawn, and he swung it towards the beast, but couldn't even reach it.  The soldiers all swatted the air above them, but the dragon lunged at the Goyas and pummeled them all with his great tail.  They all went sailing into the overgrown weeds over to the left of the palace.  Dee wasn't certain what the dragon had planned and he just lay on the ground, hoping he would somehow not be harmed by the creature. 

Then, it spoke to Dee, staring at him with its emerald-colored eyes.  “Get up, sire.  Unwrap the bolas from your legs and climb up on my back.”

De'Angelo sat up and said, “You talk?  Are you gonna kill me?”
“You fulfilled the prophecy, breaking the Emperor's curse...and now I'm free.  You are the king of the Bweebles and together we will rebuild the beauty and glory of the once proud people.”  As the dragon had conversed with Dee, the Goyas managed to push themselves out of the weeds and attacked the dragon from behind.

“Look out!”  Dee pointed.

The Ruby Dragon turned and in one flaming breath set the Goyas on fire.  Each of the burning soldiers, including Ganga, fell back into the weeded overgrowth, writhing and shrieking out in agony.  Dee could hardly believe his eyes or his nose.  He had never witnessed such a thing before, but he was glad those Goyas wouldn't be able to cut him into pieces or mistreat the Bweebles anymore.  He undid the bolas from his legs and he found it easy to climb up on the ruby scales of the dragon and found one smooth spot right behind its neck.  Grasping two ruby scales flanking the sides of the neck, Dee held on tight as the dragon soared into the sky.  In the distance Dee could see a castle and the creature flew straight for it.

“Where are we going?” Dee wondered.

“You're going to destroy the Goya's castle and their emperor.”
This seemed to be a strange statement from the dragon.  “Uh...you mean you're gonna destroy them, right?”

“Well, I'll help.  Pull off one of my ruby scales and then toss it on the ground.”  Looking to his right, he plucked one near the top of the dragon's wing.  Below was the roadway that Dee and the Goyas took to get to the Empty Palace.  The intersection where his group of ruffians split from the harnessed Bweeble women burdened with pulling that wagon full of phystia was quickly coming into view.  Dee chucked the ruby scale at dead center of the intersection and a scarlet beam of light the diameter of an old oak tree escaped from somewhere in the sky, through the jewel, and hitting the graveled surface below as a slender ray.  The dirt and the ground underneath melted into molten rock, generating an ever-growing sinkhole that threatened to not only swallow up the entire intersection, but much of the dried-out vegetation on all sides.  All in all a hole maybe 100 feet deep and 100 feet in diameter was what now remained. 

“Now,” chuckled the dragon.  “Think of what will happen to someone like the emperor or anyone else.”

“Hey, Dragon.  Once we destroy the Goya Emperor and his castle, how can we restore the Bweebles back into, you know, less orange and healthier people?” Another concern had entered Dee's mind.   
“Hey, suppose there's like Bweeble slaves needing rescuing or in the castle perhaps there are Bweebles locked in a dungeon.”

“Hmm...I suppose we'll go and free any slaves after we destroy the castle and the emperor.  But as for those in a dungeon, Goyas never hold prisoners for long.  They execute them as soon as possible or enslave them.”

“Well, let's start with those girls they had hooked up to pull a wagon.  Can you believe that?  They treat them like animals.”
Finally, they passed over a thicket of woods and into the land of the Goyas.  Throughout this region everyone had lived in a small castle, but at the middle of everything sat one with fifty or so lookout towers and sprawled an area of at least 10 acres.  It was surrounded by a moat and at the center of the castle was a clay-surfaced courtyard.  Dee located the wagon from earlier that had been loaded with phystia.  “Where are those Bweeble girls that were pulling that wagon?”

Goyas throughout the land pointed up at the Ruby Dragon and Dee could tell they all dreaded the sight of the beast.  They scrambled into their stone-reinforced castles, but over at the central royal structure, a drawbridge lowered across the moat.  Goya soldiers on horseback, armed with bows and arrows charged out to confront the Ruby Dragon.  As their arrows made contact with the jewel encrusted hide of the beast, ruby scales became dislodged.  Beams of light like before streaked from the sky, opening up several magma-filled sinkholes, destroying all the main roadways going to and from this land.  In one breath, the Ruby Dragon set aflame a score of horseback-riding Goyas.  After a second fire-laced exhale, all of the attacking archers were now disabled.  Their screams made Dee wince at their fiery deaths, but he just shrugged it off, saying aloud, “Man...I'd hate to be them.”

The dragon swooped down into the courtyard and Dee could see four wooden entrances back into the castle.  Hopping from one entrance to the next, the dragon used its front talons to pulverize each of them.  Bweeble women, the ones who pulled the wagon, surfaced from one of the entrances to check out what the commotion was all about, and they all rejoiced at the sight of the Ruby Dragon. 

“The Prophecy.  It's coming true,” one of the women cried out. 
Due to the size of all the women, Dee was greatly relieved they could all fit on the dragon's back and escape their captivity.  He motioned for them to get on board and they clambered upon the creature.  “Hang on!” Dee advised them.  Lifting into the air, Dee spotted a man dressed head to toe in gems and a gold encrusted robe.  The Goya man stood in front of a cauldron two stories high and ten feet across.  He turned a wheel that began tipping the simmering liquid inside towards the moat.

 “That must be that stuff that make you Bweebles bright orange,” Dee Surmised.  Plucking a ruby from the thick hide of the dragon, he dropped it right on the cauldron.  A ray of light and the man and the pot vaporized.

Behind Dee, a Bweeble woman hollered, “You got the Emperor!”  The ground underneath where the Emperor had been became molten lava.  Dee dropped several more rubies on other areas of the castle and the land surrounded by the moat became a lake of magma, the entire structure became swallowed up by it all.

They flew off to the Bweeble village, which was a nothing but a series of tent dwellings.  Dee landed in what seemed to be the center and the Bweeble women climbed off the dragon.  All the Bweebles rushed out of their tents to greet them and to hug them each tightly.  The women explained the death of the Emperor, the destruction of the vile phystia substance, and the total collapse of the castle.  Hyphyn grabbed Dee by the wrist and shook it with all his might. 

“You are the Prophetic king.  We can start opening the Empty Palace and return it to its once gloried state.”

Dee shrugged his shoulders, “Look, I can't stay here and be your king.  I'm really not from here.  I'm glad to defeat the Goyas for you, but Hyphyn, you seem to be the kingly type.”

“Are you granting me...kingship?”  His neon orange face beamed brighter than normal, and he was greatly honored.

“So, how are you guys gonna reverse the effects of that poison or whatever it was?”

“Well, a few drops of dragon blood into our water supply should begin the process, but we would need to request from the Ruby Dragon if he'd donate some.”  Hyphyn bowed his head humbly towards the dragon.

“I'm happy to help the Bweebles restore their land.”  The Ruby Dragon bolted into the air, headed upstream, and eventually injuring his own hide just to mix his blood into the water supply. 

“Now, how do I get outta here?  I gotta meet up with the guys at the park.  Man, they probably played without me or couldn't get a court.”  Dee shook his skull knowing his buddies would give him plenty of grief over missing their chance at attaining a court.

“Just go back up through the drain.  There's a lever down in the cave that reverses the flow,” admitted Hyphyn.

“Do you know where it is?  Can you do the lever and I'll just climb up?”

“Oh, it'll just suck you in.”

Hyphyn, I'm not sure if all the Goya soldiers were destroyed...they could, you know, still mess with you guys.  The dragon burned up some of them, but they're still physically larger than all of you.”

“Now that the Ruby Dragon has been released, he's better than any Goya soldiers.  Maybe the Goyas will be willing to negotiate peace with us...and all the lands they had previously conquered and oppressed.”  Scratching his bald scalp, he asked Dee, “Are you sure you want to pass up being the Bweeble King?  You'd have Bweebles waiting on you.  You'd have a pick of any female in the Bweeble kingdom.”

Naw...I'm just a kid.  And I already have a girl that I kind'a like.  I gotta go back to my family.  I even miss Kayla, my little sister.  She's partly responsible for me being here.”  Dee never imagined in his life he would appreciate that three-year-old pest. 

All the Bweebles lined up and hugged him with the utmost affection and appreciation.  They bid Dee a fond farewell as he and Hyphyn followed the trail by the stream into the cave.  Before going inside, Dee beheld the wheat field that had been completed burned away.  Hyphyn, man...what are you gonna do about the wheat?”

“Down in the Empty Palace, well in the cellar, are stores and stores of harvested wheat.  It was preserved in an ancient Bweeble process that allows food from plants to last for nearly a thousand years.  We'll tap into that.  We'll be fine.”  Hyphyn and Dee sauntered side-by-side until they found the drain.  “When you see the water no longer flowing out, but up into the drain, then it's ready for you.”

Hyphyn disappeared down the branch of the cave where Dee first saw him and his little wheelbarrow full of phystia.  Dee realized he would have to get his shoes wet once more, but as long as he could return home, it was a minor inconvenience.  Then, he watched as water from the stream began vacuuming up into the drain, and Dee waded into the water.  “Oh man, that's cold.”  He wasn't quite used to the chilled creek, but he trudged on until his body ascended into the drain.  Complete darkness surrounded him as well as the coolness of the wetness around him.  De'Angelo's head was the only part of him out of the water.  He twisted and spun.  It was like a water park slide, but going against gravity.  Finally, Dee shot out of the toilet in the bathroom in his home.  Now, he stood on his feet without a single drop of water on him.

Moving his eyes around, he recognized the bathroom.  His little sister had been beating her fists against the door.  “Brother...be done.  Kayla gotta go potty.”

“C'mon, De'Angelo.  Get out of there.  Isn't that toilet unclogged?”  The voice of his mother was reassuring.  Standing to the side of the toilet, so as not to accidentally fall in again, he pressed the handle and it flushed uninhibited. 

Dee wondered how long he had been gone.  “Yeah, Mom.  It's flushing fine now.”  Glancing at the window it didn't seem to be any later in the day than when he first began his adventure in Bweeble world.  He stopped to peer down at the toilet, curious over whether or not he could see that strange land through the commode.  However, it was nothing but porcelain.

Kayla pounded and whined more at the door.  His mom screamed, “Dee, you need to be grounded?  Now, get out of there.  I thought you were playing with your friends at the park.”

Fortunately, his shoes had also been fully dry.  Once more, he brushed his hands along his hair and his head, trying to look as good as possible.  “Amari won't be able to take her eyes off of me,” he mused.  “Okay, Mom.  I'm coming out.  You won't believe what happened to me.”

Opening the door, he scooted past his sister, patted her head, and said, “Sorry I made you wait so long.”  He went down to the living room and explained his experiences with the Bweebles and the Ruby Dragon to his mother.  She just smiled, happy that her oldest child was growing up, but still filled with imagination.




Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Flushed, Excerpt 2

Sorry I missed last Friday.  I spent much of the day preparing for the snowstorm and arctic blast, which apparently was a polar vortex thing.  Anyway, I did everything to get my snow blower to work, but I could not do anything.  So, here's the second excerpt to Flushed!.  Oh yeah, Happy New Year!

Flushed!, excerpt 2:
Scratching the back of his scalp, Dee thought about what Hyphyn explained to him. “Wait.” He looked back at the drainage pipe that he dropped out of after flushing down the toilet in his house. Water flowed nonstop out of it. “What if I just wanna go home? How do I get back? I got the guys waiting for me.”

“I suppose we can send you back—”

Tongo interrupted. “But, if you are the one, you could save us. Save our land from such short lives...from what contaminates our land and condemns us to the skin condition you see before you.”

“What makes you guys all orange and glowing in the first place?”

“Upstream from us is the land of the Goyas. It is the Goya emperor, ever since the fourth dynasty of the Goya empire, that allows an enchanted substance to flow through this very stream we're standing it. This stream is the sole water source for the Bweebles. The Goya emperors use it to keep all the Bweebles too weak and feeble to rise up against the Goyas. We crave independence, but the Goyas keep us enslaved. From the moment us Bweebles are born the Goyas claim us as their possessions. We can't fight them. We mine the very mineral that allows them to enchant this river.”

“Wait...will what's in this river cause me to turn into you guys with the glowing orange skin?”

“Fortunately, you have not been drinking this water. It must be consumed. This stream is the only source of water. We use this water for everything. Our crops...cooking. It never even rains, so it's this stream that keeps Bweebles alive...yet it also limits our lifespan.” For a brief moment neither Dee nor the any of the Bweebles spoke. Hyphyn nearly pleaded with Dee. “Please...come take the challenge. Help us to not be slaves to the Goya anymore.”

“Well, what's the challenge?” His feet bothered Dee while submerged under the water. Looking down, he considered those shoes he spent so much money on...the money he worked so hard to earn. “Man...my shoes are gonna be ruined.”

“All you must do is complete the basket challenge or the drawing challenge.”

“The basket challenge? What's that?”

“There are a series of hanging baskets in which you must attempt to throw a ball into them without missing.”

“Sounds like basketball...which, I'm pretty decent at.” Although, the truth was that Dee struggled making shots and all the guys dogged him about it. He talked good and his form looked rather decent, but he rarely sank any baskets. When the other kids chided him about his sporting ability, he would never admit to stinking at the game...or any game that guys were supposed to be good at. “Wait...you said there was a second challenge. The drawing challenge.”

Hyphyn then added, “Oh yeah...there's a big debate among the Bweebles as to what the prophets meant, so we have both challenges set up. Although, I never really understood the point of the basket challenge. This is why we have two challenges. There is a drawing challenge. Draw an exact duplicate of the dragon sketched by our ancestors and if it's a match, then the dragon is said to come alive...a dragon with scales made of pure rubies. A small line in the prophecy was once discovered in an older scroll that said, 'And the Ruby Dragon shall be sketched and the king shall ride off on its shoulders. The original scroll didn't have that line, so some Bweebles believe it to be false.”

“Drawing...little orange dude, now that's what I do best. Can't I just take the drawing challenge instead? Cause truthfully, my shooting needs a little work.”

“I suppose you could do the drawing challenge first. We'll see what happens. If the Ruby Dragon does not awaken after the drawing, assuming you draw it correctly, then we'll have you do the basket challenge.” Hyphyn extended his hand. De'Angelo assumed he intended to shake hands, but the orange Bweeble kissed him on top of his knuckle. This seemed a disgusting thing to do.

“Is that what you little orange guys do? Kiss hands. I'm not a princess you know.” He wiped the kiss off on his shirt. “No offense, little dudes. So, where do I go from here?”

“Well, we have to deposit our payloads into the Goya wagon just up the hill, and then we'll lead to to the empty palace to undergo the challenge. You can walk with me in the lead.”

Glad to get out of the water, De'Angelo did just that and walked beside Hyphyn as he resumed leading the Bweeble workers out of the cave. A near growl shook the entire cave just as Hyphyn and De'Angelo were ready to step out of the entrance. “Arg! Where's the daily quota of phystia? Hyphyn, must we beat your children once more?”

“Dang...who's that?” inquired De'Angelo.

“That's Ganga...he's the head slave master for the Emperor. He works us hard and we have to be on time with the phystia. Or he beats our women and children. Sometimes even to death.”

“Man...that's so wrong.” De'Angelo shook his head. Upon leaving the cave he looked to see that two paths flanked the length of the stream. He saw a land with rows upon rows of grain and vegetable plants. In fact, to his immediate right was field of the tallest wheat he had even seen. Dee hadn't ever experienced too much in the way of farms, but he remembered seeing wheat fields when his family traveled to visit relatives. Unlike wheat back in his real world, the Bweebles grew a type that was higher than corn stalks or even sunflowers.

About a hundred yards away, at least it appeared to be that length, was a wooden bridge with railings that bowed over the expanse of the tiny stream. Another pathway that continued to the left from the bridge stretched upwards a hill where at the top waited a wooden wagon the size of a modern day dump truck. Tiny Bweebles, just children that would have only come up to his knees, with faded orange skin were huddled on the floor of the wagon, all fearfully eyeballing a man in a black cape, plated armor, and a helmet made from the skull of some animal. His face had a bushy black mustache and he had a scruffy face. Cheek bones the size of Dee's fist gave him the appearance of being made of stone. His skin was much lighter in color than Dee's. In his hand was a whip so large and so long it could easily deliver a painful blow to several Bweebles at once. The man was the size of a professional wrestler. His face stared at the workers just now appearing from the cave, and his beady black eyes held nothing but hatred and contempt for these Bweebles.

“Who is that with you, Hyphyn? He can't be a Bweeble.” As De'Angelo past one farm field, he noticed pipes sticking into the stream, which must have been pumping the water for these crops. 
 “He'll have to be destroyed.”

De'Angelo began fearing for his life. Certainly, he did not like the sound of being threatened with destruction. He asked Hyphyn, “Is that the slave master? And is that your children?”

“Yes...we better hurry it up.” Turning towards the hundreds of Bweeble men following behind Hyphyn all single file, he called to them, “Hurry up, Bweebles. Step it up.”

The slave master gripped the end of the enlarged whip. “If you love your children, you will be here by the time I count to twenty or I'll whip them. And there better not be a nugget of phystia left behind.”

All the Bweebles trotted while attempting to push their wheelbarrows through the unforgiving gravel pathway. De'Angelo walked slowly in comparison as the little orange men filed on past him. He didn't even pay attention when pushing through the towering wheat crops to his right were six soldiers dressed similar to Ganga, except they had dull, grey metallic helmets and no cape. Three were armed with battle axes while the other half had swords, all razor sharp and flat, and the soldiers surrounded Dee. One of the soldiers smelling as if he had been bathing in raw sewage, much like the magical drain of the toilet he fell into, held his sword against his throat.

With a grumble in his throat, the soldier threatened, “Don't move, strange lad. You obviously don't belong here. The Emperor doesn't approve of such. He keeps a check on all living beings in the conquered Empire. This here sword is so sharp, your head will be off your shoulders so fast, you won't even feel it. Come with us. Ganga will decide your fate.”

However, Dee questioned him. “How can I go with you? You just told me not to move. You guys believe in baths...cause you smell—”

“Forget how we smell. You won't be smelling much after Ganga gets through with you. Now walk Mr. Smart Mouth.” What was funny to Dee, his own mother occasionally said that to him.

“Okay...take me to Ganga.” The soldiers occasionally shoved him by the shoulder as he shuffled over the bridge, up the hill via the pathway, and worked his way around the front of the wagon. Harnessed to the wagon were ten Bweeble women all in what looked like dresses that were also overalls. They had tights along their legs all brown with rips through them. He watched as Ganga standing on the platform of the wagon lurched over Dee's head. As for the Bweebles with the wheelbarrows, they waited to unload them as their children were released to the ground below. Once all the boys and girls had vacated the wagon, the Bweeble men pushed each wheelbarrow up a ramp and emptied the phystia rocks. Ganga glared at the workers as hundreds of them added more and more of the Goya's precious substance into the wagon.

Ganga climbed up and over a ladder on his side of the wagon to stand next to Dee and the Goya soldiers. He called out, “Hyphyn. Come here.” Nervously, Hyphyn made his way, unsure of what Ganga was planning on doing. “Who is this intruder? And why were you late with my payload? You made our poor dear beasts of burden wait so long in the heat of this Sun...without a thing to drink mind you. Some may not survive the journey back to the Emperor's castle.”

“Sir, this is the one who the ancient Bweeble prophets wrote about. The one who would save us from the Enslavement times. He is Master De'Angelo...he goes by Dee.”

With a bellowing laugh that mocked the little Bweeble man, Ganga chided, “Oh...that! You must stop believing in fairy tales, you Bweebles. You will forever serve the Goya Empire.” Then, he scanned Dee from head to toe and brushed the top of his hair. “Hmm...how curious. You seem so much like the Hoquin's that the Second Emperor extinguished nearly a century ago. You are the great hope of the Bweebles? Ha! You're just a boy.” Addressing Hyphyn, he probed, “What makes you think this is your precious king from that ridiculous prophecy?”

“We don't know, sir, if he is. He must pass the challenges at the Empty Palace. Then we'll know.”
Rubbing his chin, Ganga questioned, “Are these challenges already set up?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Then...we'll take him to the Empty Palace and he will work to complete the challenges in the presence of myself and have these soldiers. As for you Bweeble miners, take your children back to your village. For being late with the payload we will set fire to the entire Bweeble wheat crop...starvation is almost a guarantee for some of you this winter. Now, get out of my presence!”
Hyphyn fell on his knees, shrieking in despair, “Please, Sir Ganga...don't destroy our crops.”

“It is too late. The soldiers had already set up the fire triggers. Turn and watch...watch the beginning of a famine to punish you Bweebles.” Smoke rose up from the center of the entire field and the fires spread rapidly. All the Bweebles cried as they considered the catastrophe unfolding before them. Wheat was the predominate source of food for the Bweebles and without it there would indeed be a famine.

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Twenty Thirteen, The End; Flushed! 1

Final post of 2013!  Wow, what a year!  All the writing and all that coffee.  Perhaps the year is over, but this isn't the end of super powerful writing.  Oh no!  There will be more.  Please feel free to review through the previous posts from this year to get a look back.  Well, I am giving you the first part of a three part short story, so be sure to tune in this Friday for more.  I give you Flushed! which has nothing to do with poker.

Flushed! part I
Down at the park De’Angelo’s buddies were all ready dividing up teams, and they were all waiting for him to even them up. Five of his friends needed Dee to get a serious three-on-three game going. He had to hurry before the older kids, the teens, took over every court. Only, Dee had to stop home and go use the toilet. However, he flushed, but the water wouldn’t drain, and the porcelain bowl was at the brink of overflow.

“Mom!” The ten-year-old with the small Afro cried out through the closed door of the bathroom. 
“The toilet’s backed-up again. Kayla’s probably playing in here again.” De’Angelo’s three-year-old sister was a giggly whirlwind of destruction. She had been known to experiment with the toilet by flushing household objects down it. Objects that were not meant to travel through the piping of the commode, Kayla was determined to get them to swirl out of existence, or at least that’s what she believed happened to anything going down the toilet. Ever since she started her toilet training, her mom and dad have had to at times undo the entire toilet to rescue crayons, forks, hair brushes, her daddy’s aftershave, and even one of her brother’s pair of drawers.

“Dee,” his mother called in return. “I’m really busy right now. Try the plunger under the sink. You know how to use it.”

Dee puckered up his face in disgust. Not only did he hate anything involving the toilet, but the guys were expecting him. He would get the blame if they had to wait on him and lose out on a court. Opening up the bathroom door, he bellowed a complaint. The boy was ready to play with his tank top jersey, sagging black jeans, and his prized high-tops for which he paid 150 bucks. His dad made him earn the money by mowing people’s lawns and shoveling out their driveways. It took him nearly all of fourth grade to get the right amount of money. All the guys were totally jealous of him, which made the shoes worth the price.

More importantly, Amari Porter would probably be in the park and he loved making her swoon over his shoes, his Afro, and his basketball prowess. Unfortunately, Dee was better at bragging about his sporting ability than the fact that it wasn’t something he was exceptional at. He went out to play basketball mainly to put on a show for the guys and for Amari’s sake.

“Mom! I gotta meet up with the guys or the older kids will hog all the courts. I don’t have time for this.”

“Well, I don’t have time right now! Your dad’s gone with his buddies. It’s just you. Look, if the plunger doesn’t work, then leave it for later.”

“I’ll do it for ten bucks,” he offered. Money would be an acceptable payment for his valuable time, he thought.

His mom retorted, “How ‘bout you don’t help you go on punishment for the next two weeks?”

“Dang, Mom! All right.” He retrieved the plunger from under the sink and planned to do a half-hearted job of it, just to say he tried. Too bad for Dee because the toilet was so close to over-flowing that as he stuck the plunger head down in the water, some splashed all over his special shoes. “Aw…” He nearly swore, but knew his mom would smack him upside the head if he uttered something so sinful. Instead, he wailed in anguish, “My shoes. Mom…my shoes have got toilet water on them and there’s pee in that water!”

“Dee, give me a break. It won’t hurt your shoes any. Maybe it’ll give ‘em an extra shine,” she laughed. He was appalled that his mother would dare to joke about something so important to him. 

“Mom. This thing is too full.”

“Then, don’t put it in too fast. Spread your feet to try and keep your shoes dry.”

At that moment he heard his sister Kayla attempt to recite the alphabet song, quite unsuccessfully, and he knew if she came in the bathroom, she would interfere with any of his efforts. Before plunging any more, he quickly shut the bathroom door and locked it. Returning to the clogged toilet, he re-inserted the plunger slowly and deliberately this time, and less water splashed out, but some still did. Luckily, this time he was more careful with his shoes. Then, he pressed the head down into the drain a few times, and whatever had blocked the water flow to the drain had been dislodged. Finally, the bowl emptied.

Like his dad would do, De’Angelo flushed the toilet to reset the water level to where it normally was, but as he did so, he stepped on some of the liquid that spilled out early, and he slipped head first into the porcelain throne. As the water rushed down into the drain, suddenly Dee went along with it. De’Angelo had accidentally flushed himself down the toilet! Everything went black. Dee spun around and around, getting awfully dizzy. His screams were all garbled from the water he was now submerged in. The smell from the sewers was sickening and he wasn’t sure if he could refrain from throwing up. Being under the water so long, he wondered if he would drown, but he was very much alive. His body shot out of the end of a drain pipe and he landed in a flowing stream of water with a lazy current. The tall, skinny lad was finally able to get up on his feet. De’Angelo now stood within a cave of some kind. Stalagmites and stalactites protruded at the sides of this shallow pool of water. To his left and right were tunnels that projected light in this cave and it looked like if he followed the stream, it would lead to the outside.

“Dang. Am I in the sewers?” He glanced around and found no signs of raw sewage down here. In fact, there was no such odor since coming out of the large corrugated drainage pipe. “Hey. Mom! Can you hear me?” Dee wasn’t sure to follow the tunnels or the stream.

A little tiny wheelbarrow full of rocky chunks with crystals of some sort imbedded in them emerged from the right tunnel and pushing it was a man that would only come up to his chest. The man had neon orange skin that probably gave him enough light to see in the cave system down here. A line of perhaps a hundred were following behind single file. That explained the light down in the tunnels in this cave system, thought De'Angelo. All put together their bodies gave made it seem like daylight down here. They each had a bright purple hard hats. Just as the one in the lead reached the banks of the creek he turned to his right and proceeded towards the entrance to the cave. So far none of them even noticed Dee, until the tenth one in line came to an abrupt stop, dropped the levers to his wheelbarrow, spilling some of his load of stones. Rubbing his two eyes with his hands, he shouted and pointed right at Dee.

“Hey! Look there! Could it be?” He turned to the guy behind him. They had bright green work gloves and boots, plus they wore brown rubberized overalls that hung down at chest level, exposing their hairy chests. Each follicle glowed a sky blue and they almost seemed like one of those toys with the colored lights and little kids make pictures with.

The guy behind hollered with his hands cupped around his lips. “Bweebles! Bweebles! Look! It's the one prophets of old said would come in their stories and songs.”

Way up by the entrance to the cave, the leader refuted what number eleven claimed. “Tongo, you're always jumping to conclusions. Those prophecies have gone on for centuries and never has the One of Restoration ever appeared.”

“Hyphyn...look. He towers over us and his skin does not glow with the Orange like us. He has not been contaminated with the Orange sickness that stunts our growth and kills us when we are the Twenty-five.”

“Well, he does have hair so tall,” Hyphyn admitted. After removing his hardhat, he rubbed the top of his bald head, “Oh...how I wish the hair did grow.”

De'Angelo didn't know how to respond to the conversation. The one called Tongo, eleventh in line, let go of his wheelbarrow and ventured out into the stream to greet the strange visitor who had to be the one from the prophecy. He had to tilt his neck completely back to stare up at the much taller De'Angelo. “Hey...are you the new king destined to restore order among our warring factions?”

“Uh...I doubt it. I fell into my toilet and somehow flushed down into a cave. It was impossible.”

Tongo's eyes bugged out with the excitement after Dee's explanation. “That's part of the prophecy. He who swirls around and around and appears in the cave of Fashion...He will have hair so high...He will be free from the Orange. Tall and mighty will he be and yet a child. He will pass the test of the most dunked.” Clapping his palms together and patting his helmet in rhythmic joy, “So far, you fulfill all the signs, except for one.”

The leader of this group of little men, Hyphyn, joined in right behind Tongo. However, there were hardly any variation in any of their physical traits to distinguish one from the other and Dee thought perhaps they were clones. Hyphyn believed it was his job to negotiate with this boy who to them seemed so gigantic. “What do they call you in your land? We are the Bweebles.”

“They call me Dee. It's short for De'Angelo. I'm a person...a human. I'm really just a kid. Man, you Bweebles sure are tiny.” Dee was so amazed at these creatures. He wondered if he ended up in a fairy tale.

“Well, Master Dee, if you could come prove yourself to be our coming king, we would greatly appreciate it. You see, you resemble the description of an ancient prophecy. The one who would save us from the Orange. Then, our future children would no longer live with this wretched curse on us.”

“Well...I guess. What do I have to do? What happens if I'm not the guy you're hoping for?”

“A challenge has been set up that has stumped the Bweebles for centuries. If you pass it, it will prove you are the one. You will be our king, live in the Empty Palace, and you shall have your pick of any female in the land to be your wife and our queen. If not, we will return you to your land from where you came.” 

Until 2014!  Be good to yourselves!

Friday, December 27, 2013

Another Excerpt

I nearly forgot to post today.  I'm still working on a new short story.  Can't really call it flash fiction, but I don't have any new story to add.  So, I'll post another excerpt for Red-Headed Enchanted Justice.

Excerpt:
So, Gilbert, how is my little apprentice?” Sue had such a soothing 
voice. For Gilbert’s part she was the antithesis of what a witch 
should be. He had witnessed so many hangings or burnings at the 
stake of gals who were definitely not witches. Some of the people 
back then had no sense in their heads. It was just pure hysteria. 
The only genuine witch he had ever known was Sue and only after 
she stumbled upon his home in the forest that he refused to give up 
since his untimely death. Sue saw it as a perfect place for a witch 
to get away from any living person. 
 
As for Gilbert, the woodworker’s son, before his own death, he 
 watched his friend Cecily taken away from his run down village. 
Cecily and Gilbert were often antagonistic towards each other and 
they both were constantly exchanging insults. This was the way of 
children who took a liking to each other. She actually was a second 
cousin and it was thought the two were destined to be husband and 
wife. However, the priest came, stirring up the villagers into 
accusing Cecily as a witch because they saw her grappling a frog 
that fascinated her down by the old pond. Considered unladylike, 
they took her and tied a stone around her waist before pushing her 
in that same mucky body of water. It was a test to see if she was 
truly a witch. Of course, she drowned. Gilbert screamed at them to 
stop. They just ignored his cries. When she was proven not
a witch, they just tossed her dead body to her grief stricken 
father and didn’t offer any condolences or anything. 
 
A month or so later he had his mishap with breaching the royal 
walls and it was “off with his head”. Gilbert went straight to his 
parents to let them know what happened, but with his body dead 
they would never hear him. Never would they know the truth. He 
always hoped to be reunited with his parents and Cecily in the 
afterlife. The boy never found them, especially since Gilbert 
avoided leaving his boyhood home and had haunted it ever since.

Sue came along and she sensed his spirit in the house. With a bit of 
magic she strengthened his ghostly form so she could hear him 
when he spoke. Gilbert made up the name Prince Poppycock out of 
sheer amusement. He hoped that if he ever was born again, he 
would come back as royalty instead of the crappy peasant 
conditions he was originally thrust into. The witch would come 
and go, actually living in the city a few times under a guise. She 
tried her hand at marriage. Her husband dared to rough her up, but 
he had no clue of her powers. The faux prince would sometimes 
look at the fool strapped to a wall down in the cellar, moaning for 
centuries as Sue ate one chunk of his flesh every year. Using some 
kind of magic to slow his aging process and to keep infection from 
doing him in, that man moaned every day for death.

Looking at Ruthie in this mirrored dungeon, she was a girl that 
reminded him of his dear friend, Cecily. He vowed not to be as 
antagonistic with her in case she was ever done in by the ignorant 
fools of her day. So far, none of the guards, as he saw them, 
mentioned trying to kill her, but he was keeping his eye out for 
that. Those idiots wouldn’t believe her about his actions and he 
knew that. Gilbert thought of what he would do if they locked her 
in a worse dungeon than this one. At least her mother could be 
with her.

He responded to the witch. “She’s been put into a dungeon with a 
mirror by the authorities. They believe she is responsible for 
killing her own father and grandparents.”

And…let me guess who the real culprit is…the one who calls 
himself Prince Poppycock.”

Well, of course. Do you know what her own father did to her?”

Yes…I told you he could not be trusted with the girl. Her wicked 
grandmother hated her for no reason. I think accusing her of 
witchcraft.”

Something like that. Her grandfather was planning on 
dishonoring her. He was going to do the most unthinkable.”

Yes, I knew he would do that. He had done it to her before.”

The ghost boy stood on his feet while on the table. “That is 
despicable. Ruthie had also revealed that to me just this evening. 
And they chop my head off. I’m totally happy to see him get what 
he deserved. Dishonoring a little girl.”

You have done well to protect her. I’m guessing Ruthie may be in 
big trouble, however. They won’t believe her if she tells the truth. I 
foresee that they will lock her in a prison for children. She will be 
the youngest one there.”

I will put a stop to it, Witch. I promise you that.”

Don’t worry. That may be a good time for her to be a permanent 
resident with us. Being only a child, it’ll make it so much easier to 
raise her now and have her accept my offer of apprenticeship when 
she enters her teenage years. I will bring her to live with us.”

Gilbert grinned bigger than he had in ages. “My word, Witch. That 
is so grand. Sue. I love her. I need to somehow come alive again. 
She could be my mate.”
 
Sue just chortled under her breath. “Well, she’s too young for love 
now. But, in her teen years, she would be more than ready.”

One thing Gilbert did mention, “You know what, Sue. I think these 
people have a much better way of communicating instead of using 
a magic pot. It’s a phone. Perhaps we could get one.”

Hmm…I’m a little old fashioned. I think my way works just fine. 
Keep an eye on her. Protect her, but do be wise. The girl is already 
in enough trouble. Don’t make it worse with too many dead 
people.”